Googlefights
Googlefights
A Googlefight is when two search terms are being pitted against each
other – the one which returns more pages in Google wins. It helps if
you put both contestants in quotes, like this: “George Bush” vs “John
Kerry.” In that example, “George Bush” returns over 25 million results
(maybe with a little bit of help from his father), whereas John Kerry
returns only a little over 16 million pages… so Bush wins.
Let’s have some more fights:
Round 1: War vs Peace
War: 503,000,000 results. Peace: 245,000,000 results.
The winner by technical knock-out: War.
Round 2: China vs USA
USA: 1,350,000,000 results. China: 683,000,000 results.
The winner by judge’s decision: USA.
Round 3: Rocky vs Rambo
Rocky: 54,500,000 results. Rambo: 4,120,000 results.
Disqualified for use of weapons: Rambo.
Round 4: Nerds vs Bullies
Nerds: 7,490,000 results. Bullies: 3,880,000 results.
Result: The Nerds got their revenge.
Round 5: Cute Cats vs Ugly Dogs
Cute cats: 96,300 results. Ugly dogs: 23,000 results.
The close winner: Cute cats.
Round 6: Pen vs Sword
Pen: 113,000,000 results. Sword: 26,300,000 results.
Who’s mightier: the pen.
Round 7: Travel Europe in 7 Days vs Get to Really
Know Some Countries
Travel Europe in 7 Days: 0 results. Get to really know some countries: 0
results.
The winner: It’s a draw!
Round 8: Get Rich Quick vs Work Hard
Get rich quick: 2,010,000 results. Work hard: 13,600,000 results.
The winner by KO in the 8th round: Work hard.
Round 9: Christina Aguilera vs Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera: 6,140,000 results. Britney Spears: 12,700,000 results.
The dancing winner: Miss Spears.
Round 10: Chick Flick vs Art Movie
Chick flick: 721,000 results. Art movie: 285,000 results.
Winner by unanimous decision: chick flicks.
