I wish I had ...
I wish I had ...
• a goat
• a wife
• a red Dress
• a cave
• a name
• a million
• a Mac
• a Coke
• a belief system
• a big butt
• a nickel for every-time a dollar is spent
• a camera, or a digital camera
• a wishing well
• a bumper sticker
• a cat, or a dog
• a tri-corder
• a PlayStation 2
• a friend tonight
• a penpal
• a dolphin for a boss
• a river to skate
• a Gonani church i Hawaii
• a Boston accent
• a brain
Oh poor thing, ...
• she needed help but didn’t know who to ask
• it mustn’t had a very good life
• it must be schizophrenia
• it’s so hard for kids to understand
• it is sad that this will be the last we see of each other
• it must be post-partum depression
• it’s horrible when your cat is being bullied
• it is soooooo sad
• it’s too hot to be sick
• it sucks when you can’t relax even at home
• it’s wet
If only I could ...
• be an earthworm
• take you in my arms and say, I won’t go
• read, or write
• play it
• cash in a little bit
• count that high (I’d count all the stars on high and then my
friends, I think I’d count all the apples in a pie)
• find somebody who’ll give me a helping hand
• time travel back and “police” patrons with my authority and
flashlight at the Avalon Theater in Detroit where I was an
usherette
• make you see how much you mean to me
• speak to you, the way you speak to me
• show Al-Qaeda this picture
• find my marbles
• be certain that no one is going hungry
• lie to me
• clone myself so I could keep blogging while I tend to regular
business
Before I die, I want to ...
• know what the “scroll lock” key is for
• be the richest man in history
• leave sweet memories behind
• swim among the reefs in Cozumel and breathe in the colors,
the beauty of the flora and fauna
• raft through the Grand Canyon
• honor my country and protest this barbaric act by singing
“God Save the Queen” to all you men
• be happy and make someone happy
• stay in the ice hotel in Lapland
• live again
• see the world that lies behind the strangeness of your eyes
• run a fantasy RPG with a Philippine setting
• give away all my money
• be able to own my home, one that I’m proud of, that’s located
away from lots of people
• feel fully satiated with life – self-satisfied!
• have a show at MOMA
• do something to make the world a better place
• establish and strengthen the principles of progress and
civilization in my country
• meat Marilyn Manson
• speak to my God once more as a living man
• hit 500 home runs
• celebrate me!
• see affordable travel to the moon
